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Dragon Jokes
 

A Dragon Makes Its Own Jokes::

Once upon a time in a magic kingdom there was a special court with special knights who fought dragons. Secret Dragons.

One day, one of the knights grew weary.

He threw down his shield, unbuckled his armour and cried out
 “Enough! I will not be pushed –filed – indexed – stamped – briefed – debriefed – or numbered!”

The other knights whispered to each other ; “did he see something in the land of dragons? … does he know some thing we do not?…perhaps he breathed dragon fumes – and became a dragon?…

So it came to pass that the errant knight was locked up in a tower and visited [every day?], regularly by a courtier called “Number Two”. And with every new visit, “Number Two” grew a new face and a new body.

Mean Twos. Lean Twos. “WE have the means” Twos. Keen Twos. Clean Twos. “God  Save The Queen” Twos.

Each different. Each the Same.
Two faced.

And darkness came to the kingdom.
Clouds of suspicion settled over the land and the Dragons were found in the most unlikely places.
Hiding in beds, in cabinets, in bars, on the street, on the beach. Some were even found working as television news anchor men.

A terrible battle was pitched. The true knights shining brightly. Their standards held high were the first to go… and soon a proclamation was trumpeted all thru the land ;

“The war is over…We have prevailed”
But know one could say who were the victors…
The Knights?
The Dragons?
?

Remember Patrick McGoohan in “DangerMan”
Then “The Prisoner”?

Where am I?
In the Village
Who are you?
I am Number 2
Where is Number 1?
You are Number 6
I am not a number…I am a Free Man….

Ah ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha