This was written in response to the other "Favorite Things" rip-offs I found whilst trawling thru the World Wide Waste.,,
Based on Julie Andrew's song in the movie "The Sound of Music".
If you have one: submit it to: morenofranco_01@yahoo.com
Battle green gunships slide over the landscape
MAG two forty weapons pick out their targets
Churn up top-soil tween high speed killings
These are a few of my favorite things
Dropping down real fast squeezing the trigger
Launching a Sky Bolt to make it burn bigger
Pop a grenade as a swift final fling
Oh how I enjoy my favorite things
When they ask us,
What we we found out?
It makes me feel so mad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
Circling to touch down and firing at random
bright shiny belts fall smoking in tandem
Open the gate and lock in one more
Hey man any idea - what is the score?
More razor wire means more more target practice
Close quarter combat is what we are best at
Rounding up terrs for interro gay ting
This is not one of my favoro\ite things
When they ask us,
What we we found out?
It makes me feel so mad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad...
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Rifles and roscoes and Winch'ster cannons,
Rich NRA guys who own lots of weapons,
Generous men to whose pockets I cling,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Shotguns and pump guns and side arms at gun shows,
Aiming at targets, I'm well stocked with ammo,
Wild geese that fly till I shoot off their wings,
These are a few of my favorite things.
Pistols and bullets and Uzis and Lugers,
Guns locked and loaded, hands poised on those triggers,
Silver white deer that are prime for a kill,
Look, I just got one way up on that hill.
When the court rules
Dead against me,
When I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel, so bad.
Changing the law is my dearest desire.
Limiting handguns just raises my ire.
Bearing arms is my most favorite right.
Just try to stop me, you're in for a fight.
Drop most amendments from our Constitution.
Dumping the first would be ever so much fun.
Numero five isn't worth even beans.
Now I'll explain what the second one means.
Bearing arms isn't just for state militias.
Judges and courts do not know what that clause does.
Private gun rights are preserved by the law.
That's what the Second Amendment is for.
When the court rules
Dead against me,
When I'm feeling sad,
I simply remember my favorite things,
And then I don't feel, so bad.
Bootnewt
Death and destruction in high definition
Missiles exploding and bomb demolitions
Seeing Iraqis feeling the stings
These are a few of my favorite things.
Don't show me caskets, I want to see fighting
With great camera work and Fox TV lighting
With Unca Dick and Rummy pulling the strings
These are a few of my favorite things.
U.S. might putting the fear in them
While I'm off playing a brisk 18 holes
All the advantages my daddy brings
These are a few of my favorite things.
When my polls drop
When a phone rings
And I know it's bad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so sad.
EliteSkills
Baby oiled dildos and butt sniffin kittens
Slick shaven coochie on the one I am smitten
Sloppy wet furr burgers that makes me sing
These are a few of my favorite things
Thick swollen vulva with lips made for kissin
When I am downtown is what I've been wishin
My throbbin hard-on with a leather cock ring
These are a few of my favorite things
CHORUS:
When she don't cum when she don't squeel
That's what makes me sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
Multiple orgasms from the g-spot I'm ticklin
Hot heavy breathing and a heartbeat that's quickening
Hips bucking wild like a bird taking wing
These are a few of my favorite things
Hands full of cheek while I am inside her cute ass
Controlling my outburst so the moment will last
Fingers so deep that I've lost my damn ring
These are a few of my favorite things
CHORUS:
When she don't cum, when she don't squeel
Thats what makes me sad
I simply remember my favorite things
And then I don't feel so bad
How about:
Dogs sniffing luggage / for plastic explosives...
Hot-wiring sportscars / to load on containers
C'mon... Best one gets a prize? Publish here? Now?
Sing:::
The Hills are alive with the sound of gunfire..
Landmines explode... triggered by trip-wire... |
