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Doctors, astronauts, and plumbers need training to do their jobs, but anyone with a computer is a graphic designer... 1. Studio Franco Design provides Speed.Quality and Affordability. Pick two. 2. If you provide two versions of a photo, we will ensure that the wrong one will make its way to the printer. 3. Promises made by your sales staff have no basis in reality. 4. Your sales staff will promise anything. 5. If your text consists of two words, you have the option to misspell one of them. 6. In accordance with BASIC MicroSoft programming rules - spell checkers don't. Nor do we, on your behalf. COPY is client responsibility. 7. Grammar checkers don't, either. Se Above... 8. Proof raeders are useless. So we do not employ them on your behalf. 9 . If Studio Franco Design requests more copy, please send it as a Jpeg. That way we can bill you for the extra time / work. 10. When we ask you for images, please send powerpoint presentations. So that we can have the worst possible resolution images for your job. 11. We KNOW you do not have your company logo in a usable print ready format. That is why Studio Franco Design will re-do that job completely at a GOOD extra charge. 12. There is no stock photo ever made that matches the image you have in your head - THAT'S why we employ photographers... 13. The time you allow to complete the work is inversely proportional to time taken by you to work out what to complain about. 14. A client who knows exactly what he wants is worse than one that has no idea. 15. At Studio Franco Design, we enjoy clients who do not provide content upfront. When they complain about the use of Latin Copy - it is the best laugh of the day in Production. 16. The number of colours in a client's design will equal the number of colours in the original bid specs, plus two extra chosen by client - beyond the brief. That's how Studio Franco Design makes money. 17. Knowing that everything has to be done immediately, and that deadlines are incredibly important, unless YOU HAVE TO provide materials, or approve your work - Studio Franco Design endevors to embarass you at every turn by placing the blame on your: • P.A. • Admin Manger • Marketing manager • Wife for failing to return our repeated calls... 18. Studio Franco Design will always provide three designs so that our least favorite will be chosen or any combination of worst components of each. 16. We are aware that if we show only two designs, a third will be requested. For which we can bill you. Knowing that when it is provided, you will choose one of the first two originally provided. That is why we are called experts.